Dari mulut Naga ke mulut rimau.... sniff

Once I ran away from dragon's in the belief that its far better on the other side. People say the grass is always greener on the other side. So I jump. Hopped. struggled for some thing I imagined true. But I guess its just me that didn't laugh at the jokes.

Today while peeing at the toilet. The memory of a story told by my people, a famous guy in the old Melaka days called M.J. M.J was a guy who says big things, but do nothing, instead bad things happen to him. So as I waited for my pee to finish, I wonder hmm could I be the same as M.J? Boy that pisses me off.

See dreams are good, they are nice. But they just don't sum up to anything solid. So even though they are nice to have. It's a pain to wake up out of it.

I really wonder am I better here? or was I better then? Where did all those things I work for before today? Did they go up in ashes? or were they just pigment of my imaginations?

Today I wake up again with a sore neck. And a busted dream. So I wonder is my life going to bring me the happiness I need? Or should I bring happiness into my life? Either way.... Where is my happiness?

Some times ... its just better to let them eat you alive. This is Indra from the tiger's mouth saying "May you choke and spit me out!"

Top 5 things to make people crazy on their 1st night (18 sx)

Hi guys, ideas come at strange times. Well this one is because a friend of mine got married today, I missed the wedding ceremony so I taught of a few friendly ways to show how much I care about weddings.

So if you have a friend who's just got married, here's a list of things to test their marriage on their first night.
* I swear this is all harmless and just for laughs. I do not take responsibility for people who actually have the time and effort to do these stuffs - READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!

Top 5 list here we go!
5) Call him to wish congratulations at 10 pm and every 5 minutes afterwords
4) Put his handphone number on your YM status saying "Miss call this number to get a chance to win 1000000 ringgit!"
3) As soon as he switches off the phone, call the land line.
2) If hes in the hotel, trip the fire alarm.... woops...
1) If hes at his home, get the wedding invitation card and look for the address, and ask the firemen to spray his home with the word "HAVE FUN"! When he comes out just say to him "Haa kena tangkap basah!"

heheheh maybe its not enough... but hopefully if hes not crazy you got every one else crazy! wee!